They're never too young.....

This morning Sariah came to me complaining that her leg hurt. Matt said he thought she had stuck an army guy down her pj's. Sure enough, unzip her footie jammies and there is a plastic army man. She is always putting things in her jammies; balls, math cubes, anything and everything.
So very seriousely I told her that if she would stop letting men get in her pants it wouldn't hurt at all.
She replied "OK" but Matt was giving me the "I can't believe you just told her that look". After laughing I responded, "hey, they're never too young...".